Harry Potter Needs To Diet

When the first Harry Potter movie came out, I used to joke that I didn't want to see it because I didn't want to watch a movie about a guy who makes pots and doesn't shave. For some reason, anytime I visualised this joke (Sorry, "joke"), it always produced an image of a fat guy. Not sure why. It just seemed to fit.

So, now I call Harry Potter "Big Fat Harry Potter".

Why did I write about this? Well, when you ain't got nothing to write about, even THIS sounds good.