Marvel Team-Up featuring Spider-man and... Moses?!

First it's Noah being attacked by dinosaurs, and now I've discovered that Spider-man played several major roles throughout the Bible. Don't believe me? Check this out.

Wow. Y'know, Spider-man was the first everyman superhero. He was the first we could really identify with, what with all his money troubles, difficulties with girls and other hang-ups. But, after reading this, I'm identifying with him even more! There's nothing more believable than a guy in a weird costume who has been alive for thousands of years (Or however much time was meant to take place in-between the incident with the serpent in the garden of Eden and Jesus' death and rebirth). Quick question, though: When and how exactly did Spidey get his powers, then? There sure weren't any radioactive devices to irradiate any spiders in the book of Genesis (Or, for those of you hip to the movies rather than the comics, replace that last line with "There sure weren't any genetically-created superspiders in the book of Genesis.").

By the way, kids, "Don't do drugs!" It's always worth saying that, even at seemingly awkward moments. Try walking down the street and telling that to some random person. I'm sure they'll be grateful.

Finally, is it just me or does it sound like Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man is flirting with Jesus with that eggs and bacon comment?